Perousing the Guardian this morning I came across an ode to Zelda, an expert in asymmetric love. Given I am da queen of asymmetric lovin I was even more intrigued to discover that Zelda's human had a song composed about her hoochy bits. These are some of the lyrics:
"With her wobbly undercarriage swinging side to side/ As she lollops towards me across the lawn."
Props to you Zelda.
Catch yo peeps later.
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