Happy new year bitches!
Resolutions for the human-calendar year ahead (in no particular order):
* eat more cicadas
* eat more in general
* increase litter-tray stench by approximately 23%
* increase territory marking by furball
* embrace thunder (sing Prince to get through the terror)
* maintain girth
* drink more water
* try beer
* sing a new scat-jive
* claw fresh corner of couch
* avoid weigh-ins
* make friends with gizmo (ha! just kidding, that piece of skank!)
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