Yo. S'up peeps.
This diet thing is ridonculous. You know how much I have lost
... despite the pain
... the constant rumblings in my major intestines ... despite the desperate meows at 4am ... the racing to the food bowl anytime anyone goes anywhere near the servery
.... despite the acidic reflux of an empty stomach
... despite haughtiness and naughtiness
... despite scratching the couch as an act of resistance ...
despite EVERYTHINK!!! ...
I've lost friggin 10 grams.
Enter day 21 of diet hell.
Catch.
1 comment:
Maybe it's not fat but fluid retention? Just a thought...?
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